Parable of the Hoop Jumper
Once there was a young man who decided he needed to make more money.
He had been told that he could get a promotion by going to school. So he went to enroll in school but thought he should check on a class first.
When he got to his first class, he read the directions, which to him seemed like a lot.
He went up to the instructor and said, “How little can I get for my money?”
The instructor looked at him in confusion. He asked the student what he meant.
The young man said, “Well, how many classes can I miss and still pass?”
“If I only do half the assignments, can I pass?
“If I submit a term paper I have bought, can I pass?”
“If I fail the exams because I am working two jobs and have a family, can I pass?”
“In other words, how little can I do and still make it? I just need the credit.”
The instructor looked at him for a moment and said, “Wait here just a minute.”
He took out a very old book and began to read to him.
“Once there were many very poor and suffering people in a kingdom. The king could treat them very harshly because they were uneducated. They had very little food or work. They got tired of this and went to a new country where they set up the delicious privilege of learning. Some of them fought and died to be able to go to the schools they set up. And after a person got an education, they spoke better, they were better citizens, they were better parents, they knew how to get along with people, they knew how to read and evaluate a proposal, they contributed to their towns, they had, in short, improved themselves because they have participated in a process called education.”
“Then a businessman came into town. He called the people together and said,
‘You don’t need to know about your history. You don’t need to read the great writers from your culture. You especially don’t need to know anything about anyone from another culture for they are your enemies. All you need to know how to do is this job I want you to do for this small wage. In fact, I plan on sending the lowest paying jobs overseas.
‘Those of you, however, who will sit in a room, pay a lot of money, and wait it out, can get a piece of paper that says you have been to what we call a college. You will then earn more money. Because the idea of college is to train you for a career, not to get an education. You don’t have to train your mind to understand the relationship of ideas, or how one event influences another, or how one situation came out of another, or what will happen if you pursue a course of action. You don’t have to value thinking at all. In fact, we don’t want you to really learn to critically think. We just want you to do your job for us. And some of our jobs need higher skills until we can figure out a way to automate them.
“So just jump through the hoops they give you. Those hoops are called assignments, papers, projects and tests. You don’t have to understand how one lesson relates to the next lesson. You don’t even have to remember anything. You can be watching a movie, taking a selfie, or listening to music while you do the work. Your mind doesn’t have to be on it at all. Just do it and get it over with in the easiest way you know how.”
So the young man decided that even that was too much work. He put his money back in his pocket and switched schools. He enrolled in the free University of YouTube.
Shirley Fessel. All rights reserved. 2016
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